Lip Gloss

.....my life revolves around it only because it is so very, very, very, important to someone else who happens to be so very important in my life. But why oh why should my day begin and end searching for such a small object? It seems this very important person in my life cannot...and I mean CANNOT function without at least one in her hand or neatly tucked away in her purse (which by the way is another very, very, hot item that must be in sight at all times.) I'm really not extreme in saying that this person is overly consumed with the sparkly, sweet, luscious substance. Perhaps these cute little flavored lip smackers should come with a warning label. Caution to parents: VERY ADDICTIVE. KEEP ONE HANDY AT ALL TIMES AND BE SURE NEVER TO LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT. MAY CAUSE PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS IF LOST. BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! SERIOUSLY!

My child is obsessed. That's all there is to it. This picture doesn't even do justice to the torture I have endured because of these cute and sparkly concoctions. Don't let those flavors deceive you. They are

BIG TROUBLE.

If you don't believe me, take a look here!